Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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