Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My vagina is officially offended.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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