Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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