Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
