ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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