You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
