i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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