That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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