turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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