WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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