Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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