on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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