Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize