a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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