shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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