I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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