apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I need a beard to bite.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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