it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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