I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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