Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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