Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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