it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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