i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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