I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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