He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Why is there bacon in the couch?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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