another moral hangover. fuck.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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