She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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