Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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