The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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