if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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