We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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