i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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