Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She is in my trunk
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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