hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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