3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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