spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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