and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So squirting runs in the family.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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