This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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