Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
