i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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