He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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