I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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