My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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