my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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