At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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