I'm drive I can fine osifer
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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