It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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