They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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