She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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