I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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