Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I look better un-naked...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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