i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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